I play a CN dragonborn bard. I have a criminal background, so I have an immediate distrust/distaste of authority.
I was handed the unconscious npc mayor during a fight, since I’m distanced enough to keep her safe. Somewhere in the fight her eyes had started bleeding.
Me: I look to see if her face is still a mess.
DM: it’s dried, but yes-
Ranger: oh my god I so ship it.
Cleric: yesssssss this is so cute.
DM: aww are you going to wipe her tears away?
Me: … I use prestidigitation, I’m not touching that. You notice I’m holding her out like you would hold a shitty cat. Like, away from me.
DM: …the mayor is a sweet person..
Me: I don’t care?? I don’t like her.
Ranger: the ship..
DM: perception check.
Me: I’m awful at those. Um. 6.
Warlock: can I roll since I’m next to her? Rolls an 18.
DM: you notice the mayor has vomited onto the bards boot. The bard hasn’t noticed.
I still do not like the mayor, for very petty reasons.
